Vintage Bloke - Part I

The Bloke has never made it a secret that he's the greatest cyclist that ever lived. Anyone who you thought was great, he's raced and beat them. (or at least raced them) Well now, for all you skeptics we have proof! You can't really see very clearly in this picture, but all those 'great' racers are somewhere behind him.

I'm not Australian!

The Bloke had what he called the worst insult in his life today. "A guy at breakfast asked if I was Australian!" "You know what those two guys from New Zealand said, Anyone but Australians."

Rabbis, Dreidels, Gelt, and Chimmy Chongas!

Time off at the Bike Shop is hard to come by. Bike Masters can't operate with more than a couple of employees out of the shop. This makes for fierce competition to be the first to get your name on the calendar. One time The Bloke and Zac were looking at the calendar trying to get some time off for the holidays when something caught The Bloke's eye. "The First Day of Chanukah" the calendar read. "What's Chanu-Chonka? Is that a new Chinese holiday? No it must be Chimmy Chonga's brother!"

What the Bloke Wished He Knew Sooner - Part I

One day, Tim and Zac were "being filthy". They were talking about tips and tricks for different situations in bed. Things kept going from bad to worse until Tim shockingly recalled a story from a former Bike Masters staff member. He said that Jason once told him to extend the period of time he spent in the bedroom he would often think of the Bloke!

When asked what he thought about that story The Bloke replied, "I wish I would have known about that before I went on BRAN with him!" referring to the week they spent alone in a tent.

So you want to ride with the bloke?

The Bloke's riding schedule, much like his speech, is extremely erratic. His work schedule is mostly to blame, as it changes week to week. But one thing is sure: He's always off Sundays. And when he's not busy eating you can find him riding from the Keystone Trail Head in Democracy Park around 7 A.M. in conjunction with Zac's Sunday Centuries. Of course you don't have to ride the entire century (to this day the Bloke hasn't) but if you'd like to come out for portion of the ride and learn everything you need to know about life from Geoff (he's "forgotten more than you'll ever know") everyone is welcome!

For a Zac's Sunday Century Ride Calendar check Bike Masters Calendar.
This is also a good place to learn about other Bike Masters Rides!

Employee of the Month

As many of you know Geoff is the greatest employee the world has ever known. In his own words he's "so good, I even amaze myself!" Well this month Geoff was honored with "Employee of the Month" for the third straight month. Come in to Bike Masters to see the official plaque and congratulate him yourself!

The Bloke Interrupts

While attempting to film a virtual tour, Geoff, as usual, becomes the center of attention. If you listen closely, the bloke manages to interrupt himself three times in one breath without even completing a sentence. That's amazing! How does he do it?
Check http://www.bikemastersomaha.com for the actual virtual tour!