Walter!...Ya Know H2O!!

At a restaurant looking for a bit of hydration the bloke asked the barmaid for some "Walter". After several attempts to explain what he wanted he finally yelled "Yeah Walter, You know H 2 O!" He later lamented that he was "batting a thousand with this dummy, she probably doesn't know what H2O is...what do you expect from Billy Frogs."

He told ya so...

As many of you know Geoff is always right. If you asked the bloke he'd explain "I'm never wrong. The only time I was wrong was when I thought I was wrong, but I was actually right." This comes in handy when it comes to predicting the weather. Once during a rainstorm, the bloke mentioned that "it might rain later." He was right again...

More Bad News for Bottom Brackets...

One day the bloke spent all morning pulling a bottom bracket from a bike. When he was finally able to get it off, he exclaimed "It's dry as daylight in there!" Apparently in reference to the lack of grease on the bottom bracket. "What a bunch a clowns."

Where's he been?

The Bloke's blog is back, and under new management! As Geoff would say "If you can't handle it, say so." And let's not even get in to "If not? Why not?" The only thing to say is: He's back. So "leave your 50 cents in the cup" and get ready for some tales of grandeur.

"If it sounds like German it could be South Dakotian"

Guess who's in Chicago?

Laughter brandished the shop once again!

Geoff told

us that he

was going

to Chicago

to meet

some old

friends.

This was strange since it was 5 o'clock in the afternoon and the bloke was scheduled for work at 10 AM! Does Geoff have his own jet aircraft to take him where ever at his leisure? No, way! Apparently Chicago is "English" for OLD CHICAGO, the restaurant. Silly us:)

im geoff!

"I'm

Geoffery,

pleased to

meet you

Hungery!"