Win a Day With The Bloke!!

That's right folks. You can win a day at the bike shop with Geoff Paterson. The rules are simple: If you can correctly translate Geoffrey's hand writing from the image below you can win the grand prize of hanging out with Geoff for a whole day.



Please send entries to: theblokeinomaha@gmail.com

I don't know whats happening, but I'll stay on the line to find out.

Geoffrey has the most unusual phone etiquette. Generally when Geoff is finished repairing a bike he'll call the person and tell them the total. One morning, the bloke, in his usual form misplaced the work order as he called the customer. We can only imagine how the customer felt when they answer the phone only to hear "Marge?! Your total is...hang on a second." than to be placed on hold, to have no idea who called, or why.

"Nice guy..."

"Is that the last Klondike bar? Well I hope you bloody choke on it brother. I don't wish you any harm, just that you choke on it."